It’s A Mess, But It’s My Mess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shego1142
shego1142

Asking for money again. Lost both my brothers in the past 5 months (covid and liver failure) and my grandma had a stroke. I have to stay with her/can’t get a job rn. Won’t be able to pay bills until April at the soonest. Microwave just broke too. Any amount would help.

Cashapp: $CerealOatmeal

Venmo: Venmo Link

Kofi: Kofi Link

I’m not great at art but if u want a really weird little drawing or something for like $1 idk message me and I can draw a little guy or something

redgriffinattacks

Absolutely amazing person, one of my dear friends, so if you have any money available to kick Cereals way know it is going to help someone in a shitty situation who really needs it

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genderkoolaid

Anonymous asked:

Answering your question in this post: https://www.tumblr.com/genderkoolaid/725011418157563904/i-didnt-say-that-experiencing-violence-was-a?

No, a trans woman being perceived as a woman wouldn't be privilege because being a woman is not a privilege. Being perceived as a man is a privilege, regardless of what comes along with that. This is basic feminism, men are in control of the patriarchy and women are oppressed by it

genderkoolaid answered:

I mean. for one, the original claim was:

“It is a good thing that they saw him as his true gender. Most trans women can’t experience that. That’s literally your friend experiencing male privilege, he is seen as the gender he says he is and that gender is male”

“I didn’t say that experiencing violence was a privilege, I said that being perceived as the gender he is was a privilege”

The main disgusting thing about this is that a Black man is experiencing police violence because of the intersection of his race and gender, and you (I assume you are the same anon) said that him being correctly gendered by the police who want to kill him for being a Black man is a good thing because his gender is being affirmed.

The rest of this is just bog-standard shitty cis-white feminism. Its not intersectional to act like a Black man’s race can be separated from his gender, especially when many Black trans men have talked about experiencing an increase of violence after transitioning. This is not a side-note on Black men’s gender, its an integral fucking part of it. “Men control the patriarchy” is an obviously cissexist way of looking at it when you consider that trans men do not and literally have never been the ones with social power. Fuck off

[Also: “being perceived as a man is a privilege, regardless of what comes along with that” so following this statement, closeted trans women are privileged and there’s absolutely no nuance to anything else oppressive that they experience as a result of their gender because the most important thing is that they are perceived as a cis man in any context?]

genderkoolaid

Anonymous asked:

I didn’t say that experiencing violence was a privilege, I said that being perceived as the gender he is was a privilege

spacelazarwolf answered:

i feel like i’m going fucking insane!!!!!!!!! what planet r u all living on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what bizarro definition of “privilege” r u using!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genderkoolaid

hey anon quick q: if a trans woman is harassed by a misogynist whose made she turned him down for a date, is she experiencing the privilege of being percieved as the gender she is? you fucking donkey?

[for context, anon is saying that a black trans man experiencing police surveillance and harassment for being a black man is privileged for being correctly gendered while a lot of trans women aren't. because of course trans women never pass and trans men always do]

leagueofaveragefolk
edgebug

have i told y’all the story about how crab dicks are directly responsible for me and my partner getting together

edgebug

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okay so you know how in Moana, the crab Tamatoa refers to himself as a decapod? means ten legs. but he’s only got 8 legs visible. where the fuck is his last pair, thought me, kip edgebug.

now, tamatoa is a coconut crab. the last pair of legs—the legs not on tamatoa—are called the fifth pereiopods. no further information was available on Wikipedia or anywhere else. no information as to why those legs would be hidden on tamatoa. bizarre, thought me, kip edgebug. also conspicuously absent was information on coconut crab reproduction, which would be useful if someone wanted to, say, write completely anatomically accurate disney-themed crab porn.

so obviously the next step was to go scholarly. i spent maybe four or five hours that evening researching coconut crabs on various difficult to navigate academic sites. turns out there’s not a lot of public information on coconut crabs, probably because nobody wants to get close enough to a coconut crab to find out intimate info on them. i made a jstor account to access things not available to the masses.

and finally i uncovered it. the answers to both questions. I uncovered the method of coconut crab boning and the reason why tamatoa’s fifth pair of legs are invisible all in one fell swoop.

the fifth pereiopods, my friends, (get ready for this) are BANG LEGS, used for HOLDING ON to MATES during CRAB BANGING. that’s it. that’s why disney didn’t show them. because they’re DIRTY and SEXUAL LEGS. yknow, on a CRAB.

but kip edgebug, you cry, what does this have to do with getting together with your partner?

so on the particular dating site i was on, there was a prompt on user profiles that said “what do you spend a lot of time thinking about?” naturally i put “the reproductive habits of coconut crabs”, because, well. the next prompt was “what is the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit?” to which my answer was “did you read the thing about the coconut crabs?”

my sweetie messaged me specifically because of those answers, god help her, and i relayed the info i uncovered, and we hit it off from there

and that’s the story of how crab dicks are directly responsible for me and my partner getting together

edgebug

Update im asking her to marry me tomorrow

edgebug

Crab dick got me a fiancée

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himynameisredacted

Oh this is my kind of love story

ysabelmystic
shambling-under-moonlight: “thesundaytea: “katsdom: “30-minute-memes: “I see his robot as an absolute win ” OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building...
30-minute-memes

I see his robot as an absolute win

katsdom

OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building using a barometer.

Obviously meant to use change in barometric pressure with altitude. But one student submitted the following:

There are several ways of doing this

1. On a sunny day, stand the barometer up in the sun, measure the length of its shadow relative to its height, then measure the length of the building’s shadow and calculate its height from that.

2. Go into the stairwell and climb the stairs to the top, marking off the length of the barometer on the wall, giving you the height of the building in “barometer units”.

3. Go onto the roof of the building and drop the barometer off the top and time how long it takes to hit the ground, then calculate the height using the well known formula of 32 ft./sec./sec.

4. Go into the office of the building superintendent and say “If you tell me how tall this building is, I will give you this nice barometer”.

thesundaytea

Newton….

shambling-under-moonlight

This is basically any DnD party solving puzzles but with more success.